Wednesday, December 14, 2011

My Life is a Sitcom

It's really the truth. Here are some short examples.

The other day I walked into a room of friends and was carrying my lunch with me. I was talking about what a great mood I was in for no particular reason. I said "yea, it's probably just because the bottom is about to fall. . . . out" The pause between fall and out was when the drink I was holding in my hand dumped out all over my white shirt, jeans, and white shoes.

The only response to that is laughter. What else can you do.

Then yesterday was my 22nd Birthday. (It was also Taylor Swift's, but she and I aren't on speaking terms right now, so let's not go there.)

-->First of all, somehow Febreze sets off fire alarms. So because of me an entire ACADEMIC (not residential) building had to be evacuated for 30 minutes while Public Safety and the Deland Fire Department checked the building for any flames. They even brought an ax, and an ambulance.


--> Then, I was at Chili's and my friend made the entire restaurant sing Happy Birthday to me....not the waitresses, but other guests. Embarrassing

---> and last, but certainly not least. I have these friends Jessica and Claire. They are both English and Religious studies dual majors. They are also witty smart-asses. Which makes for a great combination and I'm really glad we're all friends. They thought it'd be fun to try to get back at me for all of the awkward/embarrassing/uncomfortable moments I've caused to countless individuals by coming up with this idea of who my husband should/will be. So they choose our friend Christopher. Who hasn't even known us very long and is very shy. And they've been secretly making fun of me about it because I guess it get's their gears grinding to see me squirm. I will also add that this is purely their imagination running wild--and the story is without merit.

So late last night after I got back to campus from driving a friend home, our friend Natalie meets me at the door, says Claire had to step out but for me to check my email as soon as possible.

(note that this was Claire's last night at the school...she's graduating, getting married and moving to Texas---to find out more see my previous posts).

So there is a computer, and a chair sitting in the middle of the auditorium. Which I am already sensing is kinda weird. But I reluctantly follow directions. And I hope my email to a short message about how much I mean to Claire and a hyperlink to this website.

CLICK HERE


If you decided to come back after viewing that precious jewel, it's more than I could do. I was crying I was laughing so hard. These girls went WAY out of their way to play a practical joke for my birthday and I felt SO loved. Although, probably not in the same ways that website is suggesting.


And to make things even better. Christopher walked into the coffee shop the next morning when Claire was sharing this story with some more of our friends. So now he has seen it as well. Here's to an awkward encounter with him in January.

I love my friends and I love that my life is just like a sitcom--I never get bored. Happy Birthday to me.

2 comments:

Claire said...

So...I just read this thinking it was a new post, and got to go to the website and relive all the glory of that night. So. Amazing.

I'm just so happy for you and Christopher Robin.

Hope you two are enjoying being back at school together - that month of separation over Christmas must have been difficult.


MISS YOU!!!!!

Kaylyn said...

So difficult, you don't even know. I'm glad that you came back so that I could have comments on my blog again. I feel so loved. I'm going to try to post tonight. First post of 2012--after having not posted in a month. Kinda overwhelming. Its like I need something really really significant to write about so that my millions of followers will have direction in their lives over the next year.

MISS YOU TOO CLAIRE! like woah.